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Originally Posted by ScottyMcGee View Post
Dude. . . he walks on water.
But then he would try and Zeus would be like "HA bitch! Try walking on water with holes in your feet." (Bad joke, I know. Don't kill me!)

But Jesus would totally win because he would refuse to fight in the first place.

And Buddha would beat them both because he would prove that they didn't exist. His irrefutable logic would cause them to collapse into little nirvana singularities.

And then Richard Dawkins would just imagine them all away...

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