Jesus vs. Zeus: Who would win? - Page 11

ScottyMcGee · 01-23-2009, 10:43 AM

Er, no. That's how I normally respond to things. >_>

C'mon, I'm gonna be the host of my own variety show soon. Can't be lackluster now, can I?

Jack · 01-23-2009, 11:35 AM

Zues becuase he is king of the gods. Jesus is just the son of one god. Or summat like tht. I don't really know he ins and outs of christianity.

ScottyMcGee · 01-23-2009, 06:59 PM

Dude. . . he walks on water.

nagarjuna · 01-29-2009, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by ScottyMcGee

Dude. . . he walks on water.

But then he would try and Zeus would be like "HA bitch! Try walking on water with holes in your feet." (Bad joke, I know. Don't kill me!)

But Jesus would totally win because he would refuse to fight in the first place.

And Buddha would beat them both because he would prove that they didn't exist. His irrefutable logic would cause them to collapse into little nirvana singularities.

And then Richard Dawkins would just imagine them all away...

hades cornerstone · 01-31-2009, 11:47 PM

Jesus would own Zeus

reason #1 Jesus has more followers.
reason #2 Zeus is placed in the category of Myths lol (besides I like Hades better hehe).

nagarjuna · 02-01-2009, 12:10 AM

Originally Posted by hades cornerstone

reason #2 Zeus is placed in the category of Myths

So is Jesus, depending on who you ask. Even though Jesus is a historical person, the resurrection and all that is arguably myth. And it's not the only myth with sacrificial death, virgin birth, incarnation, and resurrection either. Zeus saw all that in his day. But it doesn't count because it's "pagan."

Rafael Domination · 02-01-2009, 02:52 AM

Not to mention Jesus still retains omnipotence, omnisicence, and omnipresence. Something Zeus hasn't shown.

I mean, Zeus has to have HELP managing the universe. I mean, come on.

nagarjuna · 02-01-2009, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Rafael Domination

Not to mention Jesus still retains omnipotence, omnisicence, and omnipresence. Something Zeus hasn't shown.

It depends on what manifestation of Jesus we're talking about. The Jesus of his earthly ministry had given up omnipotence, omniscience and omnipresence to walk with humans and die with humans. Jesus as the Logos, the divine Word, did have those things; but then in that role he's more of an abstract concept than a deity.

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ScottyMcGee Freelance Writer Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New Jersey Posts: 1,754 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 176	Er, no. That's how I normally respond to things. >_> C'mon, I'm gonna be the host of my own variety show soon. Can't be lackluster now, can I? __________________ Only thieves kiss with their eyes open.

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Jack Freelance Writer Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Bristol, England Posts: 1,284 Points: 5.47 Times Thanked: 114	Zues becuase he is king of the gods. Jesus is just the son of one god. Or summat like tht. I don't really know he ins and outs of christianity. __________________ music poetry

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hades cornerstone Abstract Thinker Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 29 Points: 15.08 Times Thanked: 7	Jesus would own Zeus reason #1 Jesus has more followers. reason #2 Zeus is placed in the category of Myths lol (besides I like Hades better hehe). __________________ One Life

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Rafael Domination Maker of Worlds Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: If I told you, I'd have to kill you. Posts: 3,085 Points: 30 Times Thanked: 76	Not to mention Jesus still retains omnipotence, omnisicence, and omnipresence. Something Zeus hasn't shown. I mean, Zeus has to have HELP managing the universe. I mean, come on. __________________ Permission to create a Pokemon Cookbook? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?