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Old 09-06-2008, 07:53 PM View Post #1 (Link) Jesus vs. Zeus: Who would win?
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Alright, so if Jesus and Zeus got into a fight, who do you think would win and why? Argue away!

Yes, this is a completely ridiculous debate, but I don't care. It's funny.
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:59 PM View Post #2 (Link)
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Jesus, because Zeus is ridiculous.

Jesus, because Zeus only attacks from afar.

Jesus, because even Chuck Norris respects him.

Jesus, because GeorgeMichael said so.

I couldn't think of any real reasons... but Jesus would win. what is your argument?
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Zeus, because Jesus wouldn't be born if Zeus had anything to say about it, except then Zeus would consume baby Jesus and Jesus would grow out of his head...what a weird family they are...
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Jesus

But, I do not condone this debate. Respect people....honestly! I am Catholic and i take my religion seriousely,and this is kinda offensive.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:09 PM View Post #5 (Link)
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Jesus, because:
  • Zeus is distracted with all the other gods that he's got to keep under control.
  • Zeus is OLD, and has a beard
  • he's 3-in-1
  • Jesus can create matter
Lol. We should have other god wars.
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Well I think Jesus on his OWN would lose, because he's not a God. But Jesus with the Abrahamic God behind him would school Zeus.


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Jesus

But, I do not condone this debate. Respect people....honestly! I am Catholic and i take my religion seriousely,and this is kinda offensive.
Religion doesn't deserve anymore respect than anything else. Greek Mythology and Religion get the same amount of respect, and since no one's complaining about this being offensive to Zeus worhsipers, I don't see why you should complain about it being offensive to Jesus. This is a fun debate, if you don't condone it, don't come on it.
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Jesus, because Zues has ager issues and would mis-aim his lightning bolts.
Jesus, because he could ask a mountain to sit on Zues.
Jesus, because he had several million followers where most of Zues' are dead or strange.
Jesus, because he has a dad that would cane Zues at anything.
Jesus, because he's like verywhere whereas nobody knows where Zues is, probably on a cloud or chasing women.
Jesus, because he can't be killed.
Jesus, because he could ask a mountain to sit on Zues.

So yeah, Zues sucks, Jesus rules.
 
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Zeus would win because Jesus is anti-violent...but Jesus would walk away the stronger man....erm....God....x3
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:05 PM View Post #9 (Link)
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I like Mercy's response. I didn't think of that...Jesus wouldn't fight him.
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:19 PM View Post #10 (Link)
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Who cares? It should be something like Hades vs. Loki or Set vs. Poseidon. You know, some deities that actually kick ass!
 
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