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Old 08-18-2009, 03:52 PM View Post #21 (Link)
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I dunno what i want to do micro said sadly if im a dog who is supposed to take care of my humans they take care of me but humans are intelligent i want doughnuts, Robby, help me with that who cares anyway about humans, some of them are horrible conceited assses life is fun thoughn and i don't want it to end
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Old 08-22-2009, 09:44 AM View Post #22 (Link)
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The dogs are going crazy outside again.
"Mum? Is there any chance we can buy a shot-gun, or something?" My younger sister turned, a droll look unon her face, to stare at our mother. "I'm kind of trying to peace-out here."
"Then peace-out, by all means." Mum turned the page of the browned, love-worn book, given to her by her parents when she trned 18.
Mum says that I'll get to have a book like that when I'm eighteen. Two years from now.
And a ring. One with my own birthstone - amethyst.
Mum's is ruby, like red blood glistening from her right ring-finger. It winks as the smalller diamonds on the side catch the light.
"Mum. I totally can't. The dog just never shuts up!"
Mum looks up. "Amber. He's your dog. Do something about it. I'M trying to peace out."
Amber rolls her eyes in annoyance. "What. Ever."
I smile gently to myself. Amber has no kind of patience. She never realises that a dog needs to bark just as much as she needs to talk no that was stupid. Killing that one.
I whistled gently. "Fi. Here Fi."
The barking ceased immediately. A cold, wet nose touched at my calf, and I looked down to meet the wise eyes of Fi, our retriever.
"Damn, Jo. How do you do that?"
I look up in alarm. "What?"
"One little murmur and suddenly she's just there!" Amber eyes me with an almost accusary look. "What do you say, anyway? 'Dinner'?"
I look at my feet. "I just call her. She...hears me. That's all."
"Amber." Mum gives her a dry look. "Weren't you trying to 'peace out'?"
Amber's only response to this is to roll her eyes and return to the brightly illuminated screen of the computer.
I look down at Fi. I think we're going to have to be more careful.
She tilts her head. Hey. Human. You were the one who called me. Don't be telling me that we need to be more careful.
I half-smile at her. She's always been a bit full of thorns.


Oh dear Lord, help us. That's just horrific.
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Old 08-22-2009, 04:36 PM View Post #23 (Link)
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Originally Posted by miss_smiley View Post
Oh dear Lord, help us. That's just horrific.
Lol, I really liked it. Maybe not best-seller material, but it's original and pretty funny. You always get good junk when you tell the inner editor to shut it.
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Old 08-23-2009, 10:47 AM View Post #24 (Link)
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^_* Glad you thought so, dude.
But I'm kinda still cringing. *excessively dramatic* Ages shall pass before I can look myself in the face again!
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Old 08-24-2009, 04:02 AM View Post #25 (Link)
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Originally Posted by miss_smiley View Post
Ages shall pass before I can look myself in the face again!
That would be a neat trick... involving cloning or else the fourth dimension.
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Old 08-24-2009, 12:24 PM View Post #26 (Link)
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xP Well, I'm just full of little surprises.
Also, I'm going to stop spamming your thread, dudette (?). ^_* I ask forgiveness. Pretty-please, with a cherry on top?
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Old 08-24-2009, 04:35 PM View Post #27 (Link)
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Originally Posted by miss_smiley View Post
dudette (?).
Yes, I'm a girl.

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Old 08-24-2009, 05:21 PM View Post #28 (Link)
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This's a new exercise for me! Let's begin, then..

The old man with a moustache told me that If I went to the corner store I could go to the drug store and buy some cigarettes and booze. The had not the lind of the any that I luiked so I said no way and continuied to chase rainbows with my friends. theyu all had a stomache ache and laughed at me for wanting more donuts and pie. I had wipped cream on a brownie so HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. the teacher told me to do my moath but I ATE math so OI yelled at her for hours THE END.

Wow.... That was complex. Lol.
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I sigh. "Yes. Whatever you say."
"'Yes, whatever you say' what?"
"Yes, sir. Whatever you say. Sir." I rolled my eyes over the telephone connection.
"So, let's go over this one more time."
"Sir, I really don't think..."
"First," he interrupted, bull-dozing over any argument against his obvious lack of perception. "You will pick up the carboard box from across the street. Then, you will bring it back here. Then, you're going to put all the files in it that you've registered in the book, and then you're going to take them back the the Archive, and you're going to put them in the respective places on the shelf. Is that understood?"
"Yes."
"Yes, what?"
"Sir."
"Yes?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good, boy, Drake. I'll be seeing you soon."
"Yes, sir."
I hung up, eyes rolling. "Yes, sir. No, sir. Three bags full sir. Would you like fries with that, or should I just kiss your feet while I'm at it?"
Annoyed, and my afternoon completely wrecked, I picked the keys up from their hook on the port rung, and slowly dawdled my way across the street.
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"DOn't look at me!" she cried, covering her face with her hands. HE pried her hands off of her face and screamed at her.
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